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7/8/11 12:32 pm - I don't even understand

I woke up this morning with my alarm going off.

Not very weird right?

I also felt the need to explain to Liz that my alarm had absolutely nothing to do with DnD 4e's hybrid rules for the Vampire "class."  Mostly that the alarm was not, in fact, the fault of those rules as they were presented in Dragon Magazine #400.

I don't know where that came from.  I don't even understand how that made send to my sleep addled pate...

3/21/11 03:03 am - Poor execution.

Plan: Today was to be one of the happiest days of my life.
Execution: Not so much. 

On the drive home this morning Nickelback's "Something's gotta go wrong" was played on the radio.  Becuase apparently the universe still hates me every now and again.
I was prevented from spending the day alone with a bottle of whiskey, so I guess that’s a plus.

2/8/11 02:25 pm - To whom it may concern...

I don’t post here often, obviously. I don’t particularly plan on doing so more often. I’ll keep this brief.

So, it appears there’s a semi-popular opinion that Crystal and I just need to man up and hang out together and be buddy-buddy.

To those with that opinion: Fuck off.

If you’ve got an issue with this post, you’ve got my number.

11/2/10 07:19 am - Sweet Dreams.

I’ve been having bad dreams lately.

By “bad dreams” I mean nightmares so bad I’ve woken up screaming in the middle of the night in cold sweats. They’re not always that bad… they're not even often that bad... they are sometimes that bad. Some have been recorded in this journal for posterity’s sake, viewable only by myself.  Maybe they'll get released later.

By “lately” I mean for the last 4 months. Pretty much every night. I occasionally get respite for a night for one reason or another, but that’s rare.

For the last five nights I’ve slept like a baby. Monday was a bad day so I really didn’t expect that last night, but I slept wonderfully. Even had a dream about couples cosplay. It was cute.  I overslept.  By a lot.

For those that follow this, I’m doing alright. It’s been a while since I could say that honestly, but I am. Thanks to everyone who has helped to carry me through the things I’m generally not allowed to talk about for the sake of other people’s privacy.  I'm not through the fire yet, but you've all given me a bit of asbestos, at least.

That's the kind of people you are.  I'll survive all of this and then catch asbestosis

10/8/10 08:14 am

All I really want to do today is go home, climb in my bed with my fiance and go to sleep.

It would be marvelous.

2/3/10 08:04 am - I... that was awesome...

Apparently smurfs are larval Na'vi.

I love my girlfriend.

2/2/10 11:41 pm - "...more like the perfect whore."


Comment withheld.

1/28/10 12:21 pm - Well, It's Something

I've started a rubberband ball at work.  It's about 1 1/2 inches in diameter.

1/13/10 08:20 am - I hate you so much

"Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania."

This is a real quote, from a real person, about a real sexbot...

Seriously?  What in the blue blazes is the matter with people?

Source: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/and_just_when_you_thought_sex-bots_couldnt_get_any.php

1/8/10 09:40 am - It's not so much an unkindness...

Dear every goth, chibi-goth, etc. that I will ever meet,

 Please come up with a more original name than Raven. I swear half of you are named Raven. Most of you had some awesome back story out of your favorite novel as to why you’re called Raven. Pick something else. There are other cool animals out there. 

What about Opossum? I’ll probably take you about as seriously.

 Thank you,


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